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[-] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

That's the whole point

[-] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago

This is why I donate blood

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[-] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

How does one run low on blood?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn't aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Could be blood of a qt girl so anon got the threesome.

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