this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

A cucumber does not have a flared base.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

do people actually do this.

arent they usually like too big?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago

Oh my sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Have friends who work in surgery. Trust me when I say cucumbers are the tamest thing people will shove in themselves.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I forget what commedian said "Humans are the weirdest species on earth. You never hear of a bear hunting down a live mouse, and shoving it up their own ass for sexual pleasure. Only humans do that."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

There's a genre called fisting, go figure out. Takes a lot of practice, but feels really satisfying once you're able to do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yes, no, and they can still become a dish if you wrap them right...Or so I have heard...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you like to talk to tomatoes...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a squash can make you smile... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

oh wheree is my hairbrush? oh WHEEERE is my hairbrush?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rinse it off and it could still go into a delicious dish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Be really careful with that though if you have immunodefficiancy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ass lasagna

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a manner of speaking, yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Take it back

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ribbed for cucc's pleasure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I hope that this is a true story