I apparently skipped level ??? and went straight to believing the Black Book is fascist propaganda. I didn’t realize I was supposed to stan Pol Pot first!
The US State Department and the United Nations are at Tankie Level 45 :che-smile:
of course the socialist US government and communist UN are full of tankies!!! My musket is at the ready to repel them when they inevitably invade my home in Chudtown, Idaho
I have literally never seen anyone defend the Khmer Rouge, ever lol
The Khmer Rouge were defended by the US and got up to $215 million in weapons from them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_United_States_support_for_the_Khmer_Rouge
Ya i know that that's why i can't imagine any tankies defending them lol
Pol Pot wasn't a Marxist, so there will be no Tankies that will defend Pol Pot.
lol why is the last level beyond ???, the last level statement is just objectively true.
TFW you don't take the black book at face value
I think this whole thing is a joke. The way it lays out the 1932 famine/Holodomor is too on the nose to be serious.
What level of getting owned by marxists and being salty about it is this guy on
Oh fuck, I never got a Che shirt, so I’m not even a tankie 
Pro tip if you're gonna strawman an entire ideology don't tell people thinking landlords should get the wall is one of the most extreme beliefs that group has, you're gonna get the not insane 70% of the population on that side immediately.
I've seen Anarchists agree that Mao did the right thing with landlords
violence against landlords doesn't require a state.
In fact, when Mao started that he wasn't even in charge of a state yet!
"russian people aren't warmonger creatures"? fucking WILD that thats supposed to be a bad or absurd opinion. someone get these freaks the calipers 
Excuse me, "warmongering creatures"? Creatures? Bet this fucker thinks they're not racist, no sireebob.
"Everyone I don't like is NPCs" a bedtime story for liberals with Main Character Syndrome. 
i will never like Khmer Rouge. why would i like a fucking feudalist experiment?
USA backed it and Vietnamese tankies ended it, why would any tanksie support it
China also supported Khmer Rouge and then attacked Vietnam for stopping a genocide so it’s a messy situation that anyone trying to make “tankies” look bad can twist.
We need a "What level of liberal are you?" with very similar framing. First step can be "blames everything that goes wrong in capitalism on Putler and Chinese bots."
Except they fucked this up and put some pretty mild beliefs at the top end of the whole scale.
It'd be like if I had a "what level of liberal are you" and level 4800000 was "I overlook deeper philosophical considerations when consuming media I enjoy"
I think this is a bit. The 1932 famine/Holodomor line is too on the nose, and a couple of others don't sound particularly good faith.
Please vote in the comments
if it's real
if it's a bit written by a commie.
I think the Mao landlord line is too agreeable
it's so hard to distinguish if it's a :LIB: with no self-awareness, since that's kinda the whole thing they do 
When was the last time che shirts were a thing? I swear I've seen more conservatives making fun of che shirts than I have actual unironic che shirts.
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They think orthodox marxism is just a process of ignoring more and more things. Literally what liberal ideology is built on.
And the idea seems to be that "tankies" are bad because of a series of unconnected Disrespectful statements theyve made about vintage history and geopolitics that have nothing to do with us. No insight to the philosophy just shit that'd make your grandma gasp at the dinner table. So simplistic.
Tankie is a 1950s britbong insult made up by butthurt do-nothings. Dont dignify it anymore, reject it. Dont make it real
now imagine this as one of those mafia mobile game ads
level 1 tankie walking with his girlfriend and then he gets beaten up by some guy wearing glasses and his girlfriend leaves him, so he levels up to "khmer rouge supporter" and kills that guy's entire family
that's how mafia works
the last layer is the bare minimum.
Got to "warmongering creatures" and then it stopped being funny
Level 31, I'm about to evolve into a Tankusaur.
Don't you fucking push B I've been waiting for this
Tankie is when you are correct, and the more correct you are the more tankie it is
I don't know about that Khmer Rouge part though. I guess that's why it's level ???
Russian people aren't warmongering creatures
i agree with everything except pol pot, that dude was a fucking asshat
I don't have a Che shirt. Guess I'm not even level 1 
Lmao this escalates all over the place
:mao-clap:
Wears a Che Guevara t-shirt
Somewhere between 150 and Final; wherever believing that John Brown didn't kill enough slavers, and that Black subjects-of-empire need to form our own nation to pursue self-determination unimpeded by Amerikan settlerdom is.
Tankie level (???): "What do you mean you didn't like the Khmer Rouge"
The PAVN needs to roll some tanks into this post 
A level 50 tankie would never call the CPC the CCP
It's the dunk tank.
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