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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

coffee coffee coffee coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

My coffee is shaking I didn't order my coffee shaking

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The refund episode where every gets $300

"Now that's walking around money!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

The whale biologist is one of the best one off characters:

Well, you’ve come to the right guy. I’m the whale biologist, though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu

Then why’d you become a whale biologist?

I don’t know you well enough to get into that.


…and the fifth reason whales kill is for the sheer fun of it!

Anything else?

Yeah, your suit’s lumpy and you smell awful. Hey, I call ‘em like I see ‘em, I’m a whale biologist.


The suit was ugly! Whale biologist.


Introducing Mushu! The educated whale who thinks he’s better than you!


Stop him! He’s got aquarium property!

Better do what he says; he’s a whale biologist.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

stupid *poor person

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

S05E11 - Three Hundred Big Boys!

Wait til the tattoos on Amy's ass hear about this!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Scruffy's gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

300 big boys!

The loot!

The loot!

The loot is on fire!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Now that's walking aroud money!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Precious Hamburgers?