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this tickles the fuck outta me, what is this from?!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

sounds like r/menwritingwomen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

"My eggs were plump, fresh, and tender - perfect for enticing a masculine stud into my welcoming and womanly embrace.

I egged eggily down the stairs..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

My husband isn’t my partner. He’s my mentor, my lover, and, only in certain contexts, my friend.

catgirl-disgust

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was from 58 shades of grey

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

close enough

I’ll never forget it, how he showed me around our first place like he was introducing me to myself: This is the wine you’ll drink, where you’ll keep your clothes, we vacation here, this is the other language we’ll speak, you’ll learn it, and I did. Adulthood seemed a series of exhausting obligations. But his logistics ran so smoothly that he simply tacked mine on. I moved into his flat, onto his level, drag and drop, cleaner thrice a week, bills automatic.

also comments are beautiful

As a single, older man, I found this essay both beautifully written and insightful. Thank-you!

and

This is an excellent essay, and it's shocking to see how hatefully it is derided and how many people are in denial of the reality the essay bravely takes on. In terms of mating,

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh oh, I know this one. It's from this article some woman published in The Cut about getting a sugar daddy

https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is that why Xi keeps me on read? Am I lacking pep in my step? Are my man boobs not perky enough?

I’m so disappointed in him, didn’t know he’s such a fuckboy

cri

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How many of your eggs do you still have?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Just the two, but is that not enough?!

boohoo