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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago (2 children)

TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Mad Lads! Amazing!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With attitude and public shaming!

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to 2016.

. . . Wait

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

He was this timeline's Anchor Being. Now we're doomed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

There was a chance to not go this way!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of /r/animetitties from the Reddit days.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

not as good as it used to be, still the best news sub on that shit site.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what was the story with that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't recall exactly but this is the gist that I remember from a /r/subredditdrama post I read over a year ago

"Real news" sub reddits let porn, nsfw content, onlyfans and whatnot on them because they were not actively or thoroughly moderated. Some users were upset,To emphasize their point started posting nsfw anime pictures.

Someone decided they had enough and broke off into their own sub reddit that has actual news and it was called /r/animetitties or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ah okay thanks for explaining. sounds like it might have also been similar to the r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget the classic r/Superbowl. Greatest sub reddit scoop in the history of Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I think trees was just weed users got there first

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can't tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might as well call it Notheonion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not He Onion? Or No The Onion?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"The Onion?"

"No. The Onion."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should have a section "not the onion"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe it can only done by Jon's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Both have a place and they both as important as the other

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Even in the current form it's more substantial than the fox news.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Astronaut, gun, Astronaut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Most "real" news outlets too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

They kinda did, but it was an accident.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They could call it the nonion

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"This is nonion your business!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like "people are treating climate change seriously" or "everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families"

"Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes"

"McDonald's joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity"

"Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump's upcoming golf fundraiser World War III"

I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren't dicks to each other would be amazing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We really do live in the shittiest timeline if “normal” news seems so fake now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If they did, and no one could tell the difference.