It might be possible to patent it. Look at Wizards of the Coast and all their crazy card game patents. But the only reason they were able to do that is because their patents are incredibly detailed and specific. So they could change it to 256 characters or something and be fine.

Your Honor, they copied my most salient lines of code.

"Zuckerberg or Musk?"
"Yes."

So long, Mastodon. (On the plus side, so long Frank Speech, Truth Social, Gab, etc. etc. etc.)

I hope he does go through with the lawsuit, it would be hilarious. I'm hoping for a ship of theseus argument.

Twitter is apparently also struggling to pay for all the individual arbitration claims they forced their ex-employees to engage in rather than a class action, yet now they want to take on a lawsuit against Facebook? Do they honestly think they can come out ahead here?

Figured I'd read it to see what you're talking about.

1. watch the tweet load, while it reads "view on Twitter"
2. "[...] And that's irreplaceable. This... Show more"
3. watch bird for three seconds
4. watch balls spinning for seven seconds
5. No, I do not want to accept your cookies.
6. No, I do not want to sign in with Google.
7. "...is your public square. We're often imitated -- but the Twitter community can never be duplicated."

The effort and wait was worth every single one of the 15 words. Truly an irreplaceable platform.

I'm glad they do. Meta's name change shouldn't free them from the reputation they earned with facebook. Pin the old name to them whenever possible.

I don't think anyone but Google itself takes the name "Alphabet" seriously, either.

Elon has carved his name onto it in anticipation.

I'm curious who books the Coliseum and for what events. Is it available for weddings?

Remember to put the Star Trek fight music on the arena speakers.

But don't tell Paramount ahead of time, so we can another lawsuit in there.

Same here. Let them fight.