Figured I'd read it to see what you're talking about.

1. watch the tweet load, while it reads "view on Twitter"
2. "[...] And that's irreplaceable. This... Show more"
3. watch bird for three seconds
4. watch balls spinning for seven seconds
5. No, I do not want to accept your cookies.
6. No, I do not want to sign in with Google.
7. "...is your public square. We're often imitated -- but the Twitter community can never be duplicated."

The effort and wait was worth every single one of the 15 words. Truly an irreplaceable platform.