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[–] 61 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

If our side wins, Elon, you will experience severe economic pain. It will be a necessary temporary hardship.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not even, you could literally take 90% of Elon Musk's money and it wouldn't really hurt any more than it hurts to see one's score in a video game go down. He'd still be among the richest people on the planet.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "I mean, Elon Musk joked to me, and he has, I think, many times, that he's going to go to prison if Trump loses," Carlson said.

    Elon, what have you been up to?! No wonder you're so fired up for Trump to win. Does this have anything to do with all those phone calls to Putin these past couple years? The ones that started around the time the Putin invaded Ukraine and you got put on the hook to buy Twitter?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Don't threaten me with a good time!

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Pinky promise?

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    If Elon and Trump go to jail in 2025-2026 I will be the happiest person in the fucking world.

    If Tesla collapses and the Tesla that I own becomes worthless I won't even care. Fuck Tesla and fuck Elon and fuck anyone Elon and Trump associate with.

    We need to burn them all to the ground.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Not seeing a downside here...

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wednesday you'll see Elon The Edgelord wearing that 'Dont Bully Me I'll Cum' shirt.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Good news, everyone!

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago*

    Warns is the wrong word. Teases maybe? Entices? Titillates?

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    I don't see any downside with that.

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  • Oh no... won't anybody think of the poor billionares??

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    "Warns" is usually used when it's a bad thing.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago
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    "Please, stop! I can only get so erect!"

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    A) That's false.

    B) Even if it was true, I fail to see the downside.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    As he honestly should. Dude's too high on his own supply.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, that's okay.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    He is destroying himself. The law will continue to serve its function.

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  • [+] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Musk has repeatedly said he's going to jail if Trump loses.

    Tucker is commenting on that, saying his government contracts may be in trouble. Which should be true, Biden should have already pulled his clearances.

    I don't think Kamala will, but she might.

    When Musk talks about going to jail tho. I think it's because he did a lot of illegal shit Trump will pardon him for

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I'd pay to watch Kamala swath herself in a U.S. Flag and Homelander Musk straight to oblivion.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Kamala should have run on this platform.

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    oh no the tragedy! I would only be sorry for SpaceX

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time!

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