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[–] 175 points 2 years ago (17 children)

It is absolutely beyond me how this is even a remotely close race. What the fuck.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The people who vote for him are hermetically sealed away from anything that could make them think.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Can you imagine the shock and disgust if say they could spend like a week or month one on one with trump daily.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    The truth is that’s there’s a sharp dichotomy in American society between those that value integrity and those that do not. It can be seen if you interact with the general public or if you simply have children that you’re trying to raise. Why this is is a very complicated subject, and goes back further than I think we Americans are willing to admit.

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  • [–] 85 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I'm ready to wake up from this fever dream and return to 2014 or whenever it really is. How are all you figments doing?

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    P̵̨̲̪̹̫̯͑̈͗ͅl̶̹͍͍̃̾̊̅̓͝e̷͖̰̙͍̺͍̭͈̘͠ḁ̵̧̛̲̩̱̭͍̯͚̐̈̄̏͆͑͑͐͗͘͝s̸͖̼̈̀͜ͅë̴̡̢͉̺̹͉̌̅̐͗͐̄̈́̆ ̵̲̥̯̬͔̙̹͐́͆̋̈́͂̃̈̓̇͠͝ẁ̶͙̩̝̤̼̜̠͓̥̆̂̊͛̃̒͐̌̓̔̚̚ą̴̌̇̾̇̂̎ķ̵̥̼̦̣̬̀̒͛̉̂̓͗̉̀̎̈́̽̕e̶̪̅͊̉ ̴̧̛̝͔̺͍͔̱̘͖̼̥̳̾̎̂̆̈́̚͝ų̴̧̰̩̰̳̣̤̈́̈̍̃͐̊̈̒̋̚͜͝p̶̧͇͔̝̗̤̟̪̫̍̉͐͒͛̋̈̊͘̕͜͝,̵̢̢̡̩͇͉̥̱͈̬͉̖̻̈́ ̵̨̛̍̿͑͑͆̓́w̶̢͕̼̙̻̤͍̖͊̒ë̴̡͍͎̝͓͎̠̫̹̺̓̉͒̑̌͝ ̸̢̮̝̗̼̬͖̬̈͗̾͆̑̈́͗͘͝ͅm̷̤̬̰̈́́̈́͛͌̅́͜ͅį̶̢̛̟̰͙͉̳͓̤̳̓̿̂͛̋̓͊̀̕s̷̢͖̫̰̩̮̞̺̳̣̆͋̃̔̎̍̍̀̈́̑̀͆͝ṣ̶̡͎̣̤̟͎̾̄͑͐̉̄̑̿͂̕͠ ̶̨̘͉̬̮͚̲̖̊̅̈́̎̏̒̒̋͜y̶͖̩͕̬̥̱͖̜̻̓̎͌o̶͔̲̭͔̼̭̯͚͈̹̜͌̒̒͑̂͋͐̆̅͆̊̕͠u̵̘̫̩̓̇͂͆͋̆͊̾̈́͗̏̂͜

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Darn, now I know that isn't a real message from the outside, nobody misses me.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    A̵̱͓̤͚͍͖͔̅̀̓̑̽̌͛̏̓̇͝r̸̨̛̰͖̲̟͍̍͑́͠e̵̞̥̫̙̯̓͐͝ ̶͕̝̻͓̺͙͑̌̚͠ͅͅy̴̜̫̤̮̋o̴̧̜̬͙͙͖̊̃̄́̅͗͛̐̆̑̈́͠u̶̬̹̱̩͚̮̹̪͊̓̔̏ͅ ̸̨̡͍͚̼̟̻͈̣̲̱̈̐̐͒̄̕ͅs̵̤̽̈́̉̒̊̋u̸̢͉̩̣͈̙̼̘̘̥͎͕̎̄̾͗̇̕r̴̠͎̿͆̋̏e̶̖͖̱̮͈͉̥̭̺̺̗̋͋͌̏͒̓̓̽̚̕͜͝ ̶̭̼͖̝̫̭̭̖̣̞̗̜͂̀̐͛̍̒̈̚t̶̲̬̺͇͕̺͙͔͓̫͔̤̺̿̄̓̈͌̈́̕͠ḩ̶̺͓̱͚̥̓ȁ̶̡̳̟̞̠̀̇̆̀̉̒̈́͂̌̑t̴̥̥͍̠̖̠͍͇̰́́̀̈́͋̑͗͗͘'̸̢̨̤͖̱̭̰̠̻̓͜ͅͅs̸̡̡̘̱̘̭̜͉̓̈́͐͋͋͌ͅ ̶͖̖͗̑̐̐͗̌͐n̷̳͉͔͙̒̏͛̉̚̚͠͝ơ̸͚̤̤̯̥̤̪͖̰̝̦͖̈́͑͛̎͆̚͜͠͝t̵̖̠̘͚̯̲̝͇̭͕̮̖̅́͒̏̊̀̌͂͝ ̷̹̼͚͕͂̎̓̽̐̔t̶̫͕̻̠̣͝h̵̨̹̱̻̐͐̑̈́͂̕͝e̵͇͕̿ ̴̺̤͓̜̖̫̙͐̋̂̆͊̔̓̿̾̂͝͠ͅd̴̢̬̰͔̞̬͓̣͍̈́̽̎͠r̸̢̘̝̻̲̥̻̞̖̝̖͚̅̄͋͜e̶̢̫̹̞͓̮̭̬̟̯͓͇̍̉̏̍̐͂͂̊͘̕ȁ̴̩͙̠̟͈̲̗̝͋̔̉̾̾̏͘m̴̡̨̧̭̳̬̠̬̂̀̀ ̶̢̛̲̞̻̈͋̎̊͗̎̈̌̋͝ţ̷̳̱̳̗͝a̶͉̼̫͉̫̺̼̍͌̀̊̇̈́ͅl̴̨̤̣̯̲̠͙̝̬̳̥̒͌̊k̷̡̲̩̭̖̬̳͗͜ī̵̮̤̋ň̵̢͕̗̞̜͓͔̽͗̂̂̍͛̊̑̽̊g̴̙͍̭̟̼̔̐̂͗̏̋̂̕͜?̴͉̤̥͔̯͆́̎̎̋͊̃͘͠͝

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The Mayans were right. The world ended in 2012 and we're actually in hell.

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  • [–] 75 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    I'm sorry, but anyone voting for this cunt is garbage. Or piece of shit, or however you may call them. If I would find out anyone in my life voted for this motherfucker, they would be out of my life for good.

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    And then Bush Senior was said to lose the election by checking his watch during a debate...

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    And poor Howard Dean who got castrated for simply getting excited at his own rally...

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    Nah he is a genius, always thinking one step ahead. He's training for prison

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    Deepthroat Donnie remembers to skillfully tease the shaft.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    I assumed when I read that he acted out oral sex that he acted out performing it on a woman but hmmm no ...

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Fuckface 45 earning his name

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    I read about this early today and thought the media was over-exaggerating, but nope, I guess not.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    All those people are trash

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    It's amazing that something he did at a public event would be marked [nsfw]

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I should not have clicked that. Thankfully, I'm going to kill some brain cells soon. So, I'm gonna 100% forget it! 😁

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  • [+] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 years ago

    My issue isn't that Trump would be sucking Putin's dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say "so you want Ukraine? You got it!"

    In fact Trump doing this to "get his mic stand up" just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer's dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls "daddy" tells him he's been a bad girl and spanks him.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 years ago

    I can't believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo

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