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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Q-tips suck at cleaning ear canals. All they do is push the damn ear wax further up inside, worsening my already bad tendency to get impacted wax in the first place. I can only imagine that people who use q-tips to clean have these cavernous canals that make family guy's ear-sex joke actually possible.

It's why I use those meant-for-glasses tiny screwdrivers.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My grandpa would just use the temples/end parts of his glasses to clean his ears...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So did mine! It's a worldwide old people thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or your grandpa had a secret other family.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

They're actually shaped like the things you're supposed to use instead of Q-tips

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

This statement is upsetting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Grampa tore his ear drum by using a metal screw...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried hydrogen peroxide?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's much, much quicker, simpler, and easier to reach into the ear canal and gently scrape out the wax. The few times I used any fluid, it was a tiresome affair, and it never really got out all of the wax that could start to build. You would have to do it every other day to prevent real buildup, and that would be a gigantic pain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I don't disagree regarding regular use being a pain. I used 3 q-tips after every shower (one per ear for the various crevasses, then the opposite ends of a shared one to - as you say - scoop from the main canal). For at least two reasons I wouldn't want to use peroxide that way every day.

However, twice in my life I've gotten my ears clogged to the point that q-tips just made it worse. In both of those cases, peroxide worked miracles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The peroxide didn't work for me once the wax became impacted. Maybe if I had repeated it several times in the course of a day, but it was easier to just repeat the trip to the doctor to have them get it out. Losing your hearing absolutely sucks, and I didn't want to delay getting it back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For me, the impaction was only mitigated after leaving the peroxide in for an extended period.

I did have a pool-related impaction one other time before I started using q-tips regularly. I went to the doctor for that and they pushed it out using some kind of manual water pump. It worked and the obstruction came out of my ear, but until that happened it felt like earwax (and water) were going to come out of my nose. I don't know if that's normal, but it was unpleasant.

One last mostly unrelated (and entirely unprompted) aside: my first encounter (that I remember, at least) with q-tips was right when I was a boy approaching puberty. My mother cleaned my ears with wet q-tips and I complained of the unpleasant feeling. She told me "if you don't keep your ears clean, no girl will ever stick her tongue down your ear!" At the time it sounded nice just to have any contact with a girl, but now that I'm an adult I have to avoid wondering about that sentence that my mother said to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I had a girlfriend when I was 16 that started licking my ear then tongued my ear hole while I was on the phone with my mom lying about where I was.

I'm 41 now and no one has ever done that again. It was unique.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have licked an ear in an intimate situation. It wasn't too uncomfortable for me, and it was something they enjoyed the sensation of.

Tongue-ing the ear hole though??? That's fuckin evil.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was in my early twenties, a girl I had a crush on but who was dating my friend came up behind me and scritched my head. I'm married to a different woman now and have a kid, but I still wonder about that interaction. I can relate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like affectionate ruffling of hair to me. Nothing too uncommon?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (13 children)

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I'm actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I've been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

You simply don't need to.

In fact, there’s a lot you don’t need to do nearly as frequently or aggressively unless there’s a specific reason for it. A common one is shampoo, where after a few days of letting it go back to normal your hair will be perfectly fine taking care of itself. I just rinse it every day and that’s been more than enough for many years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you never use shampoo? I personally only even wet my hair once or twice a week, then wash with shampoo though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I use shampoo maybe once per month, usually only when necessary to remove products such as bleach/dye. Just rinsing it with water is usually enough, but when my hair starts feeling more greasy (maybe once per week), I just use conditioner to help loosen up the dirt. If you're curious, look up "cowashing" and "no poo" for more information.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ohh yeah. I'm currently washing my hair once a week on average, cause it gets greasy, but I forgot about conditioner helping that. I hate the few days after shampooing- my hair is so dry and smooth that it won't stay in a ponytail for very long. Very frustrating.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've tried cowashing before! I have a lot of hair, but thin individual strands, and it kinda made it too hydrated (idk how else to explain) so I lost my waves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bar soap top to bottom. Big Shampoo has played you all for fools

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Funny, I use shampoo over my whole body because the equivalent soap doesn't have the menthol in it that I use to wake me the heck up every morning. That tingly feeling of freshness I get is phenomenal.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People say that... And yet, in middle school they did a hearing screening, and said I had reduced hearing. I told my mom "that's crazy, my hearing is incredible, I just had earwax in my ears". We went to the doctor anyways, the PA said she couldn't see any earwax even though I could hear it moving around when she put the scope in my ear

I was adamant I just needed to clean my ears, so my mom grabbed some qtips from the exam room when the PA left, I cleaned my ears, and I passed the test perfectly

In my 30s I can still hear those "teen repellants" that whine at a pitch most lose in their early 20s. People look at me weird when I say I heard someone's voice on the wind, and yet I can pinpoint individuals talking normally within a half a mile in a forest

I don't use qtips anymore, I use a metal loop to clean my ears, but for me it's most certainly necessary to clean them somehow

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s called an anecdote, and while it’s rad that you’ve got super good hearing it doesn’t mean that cleaning ears is necessary for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not saying it's necessary for everyone... Even if most people don't need it, some do. I do, despite what everyone has told me from childhood

Anecdotes aren't good science, but they can point out bad science

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Q tips are wide as fuck to prevent people from injuring themselves easily i think. Really what you need is something thinner that has hook like properties and there are kits with those. Still gotta be really careful with that ofcourse. Make sure no people are around to jump scare you and causing you to accidentally ram that thing into your eardrums.

At some point i just bent a piece of wire into a loop to use that. (toothpick for scale) Thats not stainless steel tho so its gonna corrode.

But going to a professional once a year or so is probably not a bad idea either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I unfold paperclips and use the smaller end. One caveat that make me realize it's not the best idea: the point I unfolded can break. I've never lost one in my ear, but I could imagine it happening.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You really shouldn't insert anything into your ear canal unless you are a professional, and even then probably wouldn't recommend doing it on yourself.

If you need to clean your ears, there are products specifically made for that (no, q tips are not made for that). Hydrogen peroxide also works.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m not a doctor, but they make ear cleaners that are more of a scoop shape. Imo q tips suck because you are trying to scoop with something that isn’t scoop shaped. The scoop allows you to get the earwax without shoving it deeper into the ear.

One thing to bear in mind is there are two earwax types. I can only speak for my type, which is sticky.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think nothing but if it gets too much get it taken out professionally. I'll have to recheck tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

try dipping the ends in cold water first

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The cap of Bic pens!

Allows you to scoop and clean without the fear of going too deep (adults only).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bobby pins.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

The reason not to do it isn’t about being careful. It’s about pushing wax deeper into your ear canal where it impacts the eardrum.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's called the Q-spot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BTW if you end up with an impacted ear drum or you just want to deeply clean your ears: peroxide. Just tilt your head sideways and pour it in. Let it sit for a while and it will break up enough wax to dislodge it. You might find that you can hear much better after.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I leave it sit for 23 seconds, then hit it with 1 Tbsp of baking soda and plug the hole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Many people insisting on digging out, others on peroxide. You’re both right.

Use earwax softener in your ears to make the job easier. Then, a day or two later, use a disposable ear cleaning stick, using rotary, not pushing motions. The wax will still be soft and come out much more easily.

That’s gotten huge quantities out for me, saving me from the feeling that I’m underwater.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A squeeze bulb and warm water seem to do the trick for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

For me, water goes in, stays forever. Something that's happened since I've aged. Swam competitively in high school, never had a problem. Now, if I tilt my head wrong in the shower, good luck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Glad I don't have ear wax build up, never even thought to stick something in my ears, seems scary

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