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[–] 113 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wonder if this is just the website not being able to cut the number in half, or whether they did this on purpose

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I feel like its on purpose but i also feel like web designers are often incompetent with stuff like that. So im undecided.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago*

    To be fair the browser default for stuff like this is often kind of bad. Like browsers would rather give you a scroll bar than do a word break (and I can pretty much guarantee that's what's happened here as I can scroll right and see the full number).

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    The Register kind-of models itself after a tabloid style so has deliberately jokey headlines. It's been around a long time (I read it in the 90s) and seems to have quality underneath the humor.

    Possibly the only remaining place where you can read the word "boffins" regularly.

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    According to my Google Currency Calculator app, that translates to approximately $14.38 USD.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And the fact that Google didn't pay them more money than exists in the world will be why Russia blocks Google's operations in the country and seizes every bit of property they can get their hands on that they say was even vaguely related to Google's operations. They didn't even bother with a realistic number, because in the end they don't really care who does or doesn't believe them.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    They didn't start with that fine, it was just compounding interest

    The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

    And regardless, Russia can't block Google's operations in Russia because Google isn't operating in Russia since the war. Russia is trying to fire Google when Google quit 2 years ago.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Totally not a joke-country you guys.
    Totally normal.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    they could just go for googol dollars

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Meh. This is but a fraction of what the big media companies think the world owes them for piracy.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    To everyone saying "this isn't possible for Google to pay" really need to take a step back and realize that there's always a way.

    Given the amount of money we're talking, it would only take a tiny fraction of that money for Google to deliver a series of small asteroids directly to Russia. Depending on the asteroid, and the conversion rates, Russia might consider the debt paid after a single delivery.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    What’s that number in words? Sure. I could use Google, but they just got fined by Russia for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 so can they really be trusted?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Maybe they meant rubles. I think I may find that value in my couch.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's an actual court doing this.. Lol.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    So, they do control whatever assets Google had within Russia - article said a closed up office, and 200 remaining employees laid off, to get them entirely out of the country

    If they do attempt to look for more assets to seize, they’ll pretty quickly run up against any other country saying “were their sanctions at the time?”

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    All made up, just like the reason for invading Ukraine

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I was going to say Russia must love humiliating themselves but I guess this is painfully obvious the past 2 years

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Oh wow, it was that easy all the time to fix a country's economy? Why did no one think of that before?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    They know this is impossible - even with their worthless currency. I guess they will soon provide their own services or they will revoke internet access from their citizens.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What you don't need Google to access internet

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Yes, but users with basic knowledge don't even get the difference between a web browser and a search engine. Shutting down Google seems like a perfect "simple" explanation for a general digital lockdown.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    You're describing users without basic knowledge.

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    I don’t know, I still see a lot of people not knowing this. I’ve seen iPhone users get confused when I use Safari to go to a website rather than the Google app on their phone.

    It’s really a shame because you just know that that Google app is just spyware.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow

    Well to be fair, I do think it's plausible that one day Google will indeed control all the money in the world.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why does the article keep referring to Google as "The Chocolate Factory?"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    The Register has been referring to Google as The Chocolate Factory for almost 10 years. As to why, probably because of google’s confectionary named Android releases, which they stopped at Android 10

    https://xiaomiui.net/sweet-names-of-android-you-may-want-to-eat-it-18036/

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    just tell them it's in the mail, google.

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    RT broke a bunch of YouTube rules and should have been banned too.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    April 1st came early

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    And they only stopped writing zeros only because there was no more space on their paper form.

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