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[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

Putting "Claims he never went to therapy" on his no-fash sign

[–] [email protected] 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He's like a 7 year old kid who keeps trying to make the same joke over and over and no one laughs, not even pity laughs and he just doesn't get that his jokes aren't funny.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

My chuddiest relative did that with SV "jokes" all the time, and got really mad if people didn't laugh, even accusing them of "trying not to laugh." grill-broke

[–] [email protected] 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is the most annoying thing.

They don't want freeze-peach, they want everyone to agree with them. Simply not laughing and conforming to their worldview is seen as an insult. It's more insulting to simply not laugh than to lecture them about why it's problematic.

Best answer I have is, "sorry, am I required to laugh at your jokes?" When they get emotional about it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

He's such a narcissist that he believes if he finds it funny, it is "objectively" funny. That means human suffering, police brutality clips, that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Oof, same, though thankfully not with SV "jokes" just regular bad uncle jokes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Musk has found the depth of the K-hole and it's about 6 feet under.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This is giving “man desperately trying to hide that he has been to therapy” tbh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Either that therapist did a terrible job, or tried to do a good job and was fired like anyone else that ever failed to kiss his ass.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Probably paid them to say exactly what he wanted to hear, and was still ashamed about having been to therapy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

he definitely needs it tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Three edgy five me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

Cause of death: Brain Scramblies timmy-pray

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But why tho. Obvious toxic masculine bravado etc but is this man merely a cartoon cutout of a scion of apartheid slavers?

Apparently.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

He thought it was funny the first time instead of a sad declaration of war against even the possibility of improving as a person, so he decided it would be funny nine times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

You know what, sure, go ahead and die right now and I'll put whatever you want on your gravestone. Trust me, I promise.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Something about "invented car fart" being repeated too. pathetic