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[–] 153 points 3 years ago (15 children)

Shitposting aside: there is a valid point on there. Because we can't see our opposites in any discussion on the internet, we cannot take clues into account we otherwise might have. This leads to far-reaching misinterpretations. Imagine someone with a very weird and overly simplistic political stance they defend with tooth and nail. Now imagine that person to be some activist with a cap with political slogans on it. Okay, and now imagine the person to be not that, but a 15-year-old who just started to grasp the world around them but thinks they have it all figured out (puberty doing puberty things). Your reaction to either of them would be VASTLY different, wouldn't it. Imagine how many stupid internet fights would never have happened if it was known that one of the participants is a literal child that can't have a clue what they are talking about yet.

Yet, not knowing that we've been arguing with a child for the last hour and a half, we will leave the discussion with the impression that there are grown up people out there thinking childish bullshit. Don't get me wrong, there are those people, but they are not as frequent as one might guess from the internet.

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  • [–] 71 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I love that perspective, so true. It even goes the other way, YOU could be a literal child posting such a thought-provoking comment, we'll never know.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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  • [–] 51 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    This is why I refuse to take relationship advice from the internet. I wonder how many adults have gotten divorced because a teenager on Reddit told them to

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  • [–] 44 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Every. Single. Post.

    "You need a divorce. This is gaslighting and abuse. He/She does not respect you as a woman/man."

    I remember this one post where a guy asked his girlfriend if she would bite the bullet and help the women in his very conservative family cook Thanksgiving dinner once per year. He was super apologetic but explained that the women in the family got super pissed and offended by women not cooking. He had already tried talking to them and they weren't having it. He was between a rock and a hard place. Clearly he didn't know what to do.

    Reddit flipped their shit and said the guy had to choose between his girlfriend and his family. Obviously I am against traditional, conservative, gender-role bullshit. But I have dealt with plenty of shit to have a good relationship with my wife's imperfect family. And she has dealt with tons of shit to put up with my imperfect family. A good relationship is two people who do things for the other person. It's reciprocal and kind, even in unpleasant situations. This guy didn't choose his family and he won't change them. All they can do is choose to do it differently in their own house and raise their children differently.

    I hate the relationship subreddits. Hot garbage.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago*

    They should get a divorce. He obviously secretly believes in traditional gender roles being followed, and is trying to manipulate her into it with bullshit excuses. No other scenario is possible, no nuances are possible either. Everything is right or wrong.

    This is sarcasm, just in case anyone wasn't sure :)

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    Personally, I loved them because they were entertaining. They were also useful, but not for getting advice. They were great for getting other perspectives and for thought experiments where you can think about how your would react.

    But the worst IMO were the ones that got upset when OP wasn't just doing what they said like it was a choose your own adventure story. Some would get fucking indignant about it and it didn't help that some subs had rules against arguing (like AITA, entertaining but horribly run with some strong but competing biases making judgements overall useless, including comments frequently making shit up that wasn't in the post to base their judgements on). OP is the only one that understands the greater context of their issue, plus is the one that needs to be convinced, they should be encouraged to argue if they don't agree, not discouraged.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Usually when I get a really dumb comment from someone, I look at their profile and the only thing they ever talk about is sports. Not my idea, just an observation.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    Holy shit me too. And I have plenty of smart friends who love sports, but the correlation online happened way too many times

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    The smartest sports fan I knew was an Auburn fan. He had gone there and gotten his education, became a self important engineer at a major transportation company. His password for half a decade on everything, personal or commercial, was a variation of War Eagle.

    I do not understand how even the smartest of sports fans manage to make it their whole personality to the point that they can’t even come up with a decent password because the most obscure thing they can think about is the very popular Eagle thing his college had done for decades.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago

    One of my favorite posts lmao

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Wait just a second... this isn't a shit post -- It's a piss post! I demand a refund.

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago

    I recently had a discussion with someone on Instagram, about freedom to and freedom from.

    Turned out they are a Nazi cosplayer with multiple uniforms, going to actual Neo-Nazi meetings.

    I got a strike on Instagram for mocking a bored ape owner, but the amount of actual Nazi sympathisers on that page is not an issue I guess.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    It also helps to remember the vast majority of users are children under the age of about 24. That really puts things in perspective.

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    [–] 26 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Italian piss is the best piss. Change my mind

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    In my opinion, it’s French piss. Don’t get me wrong, Italian piss is good and all, but the reason I prefer French piss is because it still has the Europeany piss taste that Italian piss has, but tastes a bit more sour which gives it a richer flavor. It also feels a bit more classy than Italian piss. Italian piss is a close runner-up though. I hope you take this into consideration, Thank you.

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    [–] 25 points 3 years ago (11 children)

    You guys don't drink your own piss?

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he's gonna get thirsty

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    [–] 23 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Yep. Someone was talking about ear piercings and bodily autonomy. I commented that I wanted my ears pierced and my grandma took me to her doctor to have them professionally done instead of going to Claire's. Got downvoted to hell. Wtf.

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    [–] 21 points 3 years ago

    Humanity does this to everything we touch eventually lol

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'll never forget a cliche r/guns post with a dude showing off his new rifle and all the comments were "do not click on profile". I clicked it and it was gay furry butthole pics. It was suprisingly well received by the sub, to each their own. That stood as a stark reminder of just how different people can be.

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    [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Bear Grylls entered the chat.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    You spelled pisshole wrong.

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    [–] [B] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    The mediocre loves mediocrity -- if a random person behaves like a 12 year old, then he (very likely) is a 12 year old or has a mind of one.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I try to moderate myself in the face of arguments, trolls, or downvotes on my opinions by remembering that I'm here for entertainment value first and education as a close second in the relevant subs.

    You can't take what other people think too seriously. I'm not saying be an asshole; rather, there are more important things in life deserving of your time and attention than the Internet. If it's not making you happy, move on.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    To add on to this. If social media is making you feel terrible, hateful, sad, or like you have no control, then you have to take a break from it. It doesn’t have to be along one, and you can come back later, but I see many people on the internet stuck in this trap which ruins their mental health. Social media is supposed to be a tool to help you connect with others and entertain you, not make you feel scared or anxious at the world.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Average Italian violently discussing about their food absolute truth and eating shit the whole time

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    My brain refuses to accept someone voluntarily drinks their own piss regularly when they have other options readily available... If someone actually does this please post an ama... I have so many questions

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (8 children)

    Maybe it's because it's sterile and they like the taste.

    Edit: Y'all motherfuckers never seen Dodgeball? https://youtu.be/peUyLXrgYZ0?t=55

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    Reddit moment

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Old but gold, this one never fails to amuse me

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    Arguing over literal taste seems so utterly pointless to me lol

    „There‘s no accounting for taste“

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