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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 151 points 8 months ago

Man, it is very rare to want a greentext to be real as much as I want this one to be. I'm going to pretend it is, even if it isn't. Because holy fuck, does the world need people like that.

[-] [email protected] 101 points 8 months ago

It's from https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/79241078, it does seem real, apparently he's been sporadically posting about his job for some time.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

Man, thank you for that :)

Put a smile on my face for real.

[-] [email protected] 119 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This time its acty straight an don't gay.

Or maybe it is. I don't know.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It makes me sad that for every person like this anon, there are hundreds of people doing pretty much the opposite.

Good on you anon, you deserve all the good karma.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Metal of Honor

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Seriously, the hero we need.

Education has been the genuine orphancrushingmachine for decades, it's just the way the system is designed.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Real and straight

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If yall want an anime like this, watch Great Teacher Onizuka

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Rare 4chan user W

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Super hero. 100%

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One time I was walking along when I remembered a funny Simpsons episode and for some reason I said "You can turn a regular gun into five guns!" out loud.

There was an entire family staring at me.

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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