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If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to [email protected]

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.

Edit: fuck