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Anon cuddles with his first gf
(sh.itjust.works)
Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.
Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?
absolutely only men should like dick that's why I put balls on my truck
Well it involves dick so it's gay in my book.
Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.
And also fake.
18m? Anon must be good at basketball.
It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.
And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"
"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."
No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.
That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here
It's art.
It is
Fake: Anon has a GF
Gay: Anon is very gay
What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.
I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.
Same the other way around.
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this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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