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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That really changes the context for his quote "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All the way through. All. The. Way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hurry onward, pencil, or you'll soon be dead!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This.

This right here is the random depravity I missed from that other place!

:-P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Dude's got an abnormally long vertical smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My mother is the only other person I have ever heard use the term vertical smile lmao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I sent this to a friend earlier today and he stopped talking to me. 👍

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You have a good Ex friend, I bet we would get along well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Is it bad that I'm impressed more with the balancing of the pencil?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fact that he uses the pointy side makes me very upset

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anal's easier if it's tapered

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

don't kink shame.

blood makes for a terrible lubricant though.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what Heath Leger would have made of this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I don't think he'd have a broke back about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Still better than when he practiced with the glass jar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

2 Ha's, 1 Cup

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I've never before considered how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is.

I'm not saying I'm considering that right now.....but is anyone else seeing this and considering how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look, if some crazy sum of a bitch walked in with clown makeup and a purple suit and did this in front of you and the crew

Y'all would listen to what this madman had to say wouldn't you? He'd probably have a suicide vest on too if y'all got too antsy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What would you consider a crazy sum? Like 10 bitches?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Just a crazy sum of a bitch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

i exhaled some water through my nose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Dark Knight, Everything Everywhere All at Once cross over episode.