Reminder:
No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.
If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?
Not even a fun-sized one?
Welp, on to fiberglass
They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.
You get 2 for one!