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Either I cut him out with the window visible or cut him out alone, no window.

Tags: trump, goodbye, farewell, don, Donald, golden, McDonalds,

Shoutout to @[email protected] for the shop! I think this is the winner, we should use this one:

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can tell this wasn’t AI because of the subtle expression of disgust at himself because part of him really liked making the fries.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Donald trump proletarian arc when he realises those 4 hours flippin burgers was the first time he made money without having to declare bankruptcy afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

mccrucified

On the 3rd day of his crucifixion.

"Folks, folks, I have risen, I'm risen, it's true! Kamala, oh lyin' loony Kamala will say I didn't but I did, you see it clear as day!"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We are getting President J. D. Vance in the next few years, in all likelihood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

what makes you say that? was it the 4 people who have tried to kill him in the last 3 months, perchance?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, prolly cuz he got a more noticable wet brain than before

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
  1. Trump is ahead in the betting market odds, and electoral college is in Republicans' favor

  2. Trump seems like he really does not want to be president, and his first term took a huge toll on his physical and mental health.

I mean, people might not remember this, but Trump almost died right before the 2020 election. He got Covid and was air-lifted to a hospital. I don't think this 80+ year old man's body and mind is going to hold up for a second term, given how unhealthy his diet and exercise has been most of his life, and given how his metal health seems to be rapidly deteriorating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bolsonaro is the closest politician to Trump in the world and he has been in the hospital almost dead his entire life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think this 80+ year old man's body and mind is going to hold up for a second term, given how unhealthy his diet and exercise has been most of his life

Surely more McDonald's will help? xi

TBH it might be funny if he dies in office and his grave becomes a pilgrimage site for chuds (for however long the empire lasts, hopefully little)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Let me take this opportunity to ask who the fuck eats "Fish Delites" but trump-drenched ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Like Charlie and the Chocolate factory, only slightly more deaths.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i had one semi-recently... it was ok

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Had to look up to see they don't quite exist (guessing Fillet-o-Fish instead)

One of their better offerings (yet overpriced as all McD's are) tbh. I don't eat at mccrucified anymore tho (small and pointless as it may be, BDS... no need for McHitler's for me)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

A worthy addition kim-jong-il peekaboo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe an edit that cuts out the grey wall and the hood above the window?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I was thinking a cut out that leaves the inside of the window so his waving hand has no background. Like he's popping out of a hole in the website.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's even better lol

Edit: Like kim-jong-il

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is the one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh this is really good too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's it, that's the one!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Could definitely be better, but I made it in like 2 minutes shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a good start, I'll take a shot at it tomorrow at work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I updated it a bit and removed the overhead, looks a bit better

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Sir this is a McDonalds

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Humble servant of the people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

It has to happen tbh trump-anguish

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I would love to see his expression seeing someone do coning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine knowing Donald Trump touched your food. Ew