This would be funny if the stores were somewhat dark but they are blinding and migraine inducing.
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Also one of the most identifiable features of them are the floor to ceiling windows.
I tried telling my wife this joke and these two comments are the first things that she points out. I guess this joke is a dad dud hahaha
The joke is flawless and revolutionary.
You've just told it wrong.
I told it verbatim but she just said, "but Apple stores are super bright and have huge windows?"
I guess my joke fell flat, too.
What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?
They don't work if you open windows
Better version:
Q: Why is it so stuffy in the Apple Stores?
A: No Windows.
The real question is why they don't have apples in a apple store.
Keeping doctors away would significantly impact their profit
But then Apple would be honest in their advertising.
And thats also why it stinks