I can bake a mean loaf of bread.

I'll be the commander of one of our liberated tanks, I'll have bags under my eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow and a cup of anarchist coffee always in my hand

The tank's name will be Zhukov or something

Unironically I'd love to help the cooking comrades.

However if we needed a teacher for writing or other humanities stuff I could cover that.

I could also work in the gulag as a friend for coop play.

Assistant trailer park supervisor

I can produce our podcast (we're going to have a podcast, right?) and help maintain our fleet of bicycles. Possibly trains and/or tanks too, as needed.

I'll be the head a secret society and international Order.

We'll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.

Handyman, general fixer and builder of stuff

give everyone cookies and soy milk :niko-happy:

Escuelerie

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