if i was eating there and did not know this was about to happen i would die of cringe. I am generally very sensitive to cringe and I have a hard time even watching curb your enthusiasm. i am certain this would actually kill me and my life insurance provider should not allow me to eat there.
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Imagine watching your food burn as the cook does their daily visual cringe task at risk of loosing their job.
There's no way in hell back of house is doing this.
Diseased country. What a weird fucking thing to do and foist on your guests and staff.
Just don't stand, simple as. I'm there for BBQ and nothing else
just don't go there tbh
What if the BBQ is actually fire because the staff is alright, but the owners are frothing chuds?
Watch me get shot by some 
for kneeling during the anthem at the troops themed BBQ buffet
COD BLESS THE U-S-A 
Nobody is even singing it's piped in on the soundsystem
in evil soviet ccp owned north korea...
i cannot find it now, but i remember like a few years ago someone took a video of Burgerlanders stopping in walmart to do a national anthem / pledge type of thing and overlaid the "The Alien" from Annihilation OST on it and it absolutely nailed the vibe of a bunch of dead-eyed treat-eaters, frozen in place at a walmart all in the same hand-on-heart pose.
I need to see this, please, I beg of you
Black Hole Sun would likely work for the same video too.
This gives me an idea for a bit. I get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things and Mount it to a hat, paint the fish like the amerikan flag, and program it to sing the national anthem. I go in to various burger amerikan establishments at noon, give some grand o announcement to get everyone's attention and let it rip. Bonus points if I can program it to say "play ball!" at the end. All the hot dog neck hogs stand at attention with hand over heart as they honor our country by staring at a flopping rubber fish on my head. I'll make sure to have bbq sauce and mustard all over my face too.
It's the Evangelical Ahdan
it sucks because if it werent for the workers who had to clean it up, i'd shit everywhere in the bathroom but the toilet
Their BBQ is fucking atrocious. All that flag worship isn't going to make their shitty BBQ taste any better. I fucking hate this place. The worst people in the world I know in the realest of life usually have a Jeep with an abortion hotline sticker on one side (the purple one - if you know, you know) and a Mission BBQ sticker on the other.
I hate restaurants that put pretentious slogans on the walls and sometimes even the tables. When given a choice I refuse to go to such places. They can get cultlike before the prayer rituals.
They’re not restaurants anymore. They’re Gastropubs and Creameries with thirty dollar burgers (with “housemade aioli”) and six bucks for a scoop of (“organically-churned grass fed”) ice cream, it’s the worst food you’ve ever had, the cracker couple sitting next to you is bitching and moaning about the blacks stealing from Walgreens underneath the BLM sign, the crackers on the other side are discussing their VC ghoul fake money bullshit, conspicuously noted 10% “mandate surcharge” to try and turn you against laws forcing small business tyrants to pay a semblance of a fair wage, those obnoxious fucking plastic stools, gluten-free Frankenstein disgusting dish, five dollar juice served in a decapitated jar that’s impossible to drink out of and spiked with alcohol because fuck you that’s why, “farm to table” (as opposed to food that materialized out of thin air), “locally grown” (it’s imported from Africa after paying the locals half-cents on the dollar), “this is not a dish, it’s an EXPERIENCE”, local craft artisan IPA (they just fired the workers for striking), “~~vegetables~~ greens ~~meat~~ flesh ~~dessert~~ Apre-meal”, bottomless mimosas, ~~servers~~ treat delivery technician, everything is slathered in disgusting “truffle” oil, ~~mashed potatoes~~ potato pureéééé, here’s your bill better take out a loan to pay it, don’t forget the parking is $30 every 15 minutes.
Thank you for dining at Chrysanthemum & Millefuckelwanker located in the thriving SoCaGoMaGooGooGaGa district.
I have a history with Golden Corral; I'm familiar with diseased plastic Burgerland-experience-centers-vaguely-shaped-like-restaurants. That's just a cheaper version of the above.
It’s similar to apartments versus luxury apartments: the only difference is the price.
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