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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I object to having Nottingham in my group those guys would be more of a hindrance than anything else.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Meatshields for Smoggie berserkers to get in close.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

A united England could only take a divided Scotland by marrying into it.

The outcome is clear, Scotland sweeps then starts fighting itself.

[โ€“] HobbitFoot 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Boy those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

You just made an enemy for life!

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Northern Ireland doesn't get its own zone because the outcome would be too obvious otherwise.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

They'd kill each other at the first chance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If there's booze involved, then definitely 13.

If there's no booze allowed... 13.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Idk, I feel like if it's total population of zones almost everywhere is at a disadvantage to London. If it's champions style and there's a set number of people in the brawl, definitely 13.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

10 has Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds. I reckon the only real challenge would be 13 but combining forces they could take Glasgow and then pick of any lone Highland madman.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

10 has a huge numerical advantage over Glasgow, and we could counter their casuals with Mancunian spiceheads. The scousers could be a liability or an asset, but then someone has to stand at the front and get mown down by the initial Highland berzerker charge.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the women from 13 get involved, 13.

They will be using readily available objects as weapons however.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Then they'd be disqualified, as it's "no weapons".

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't the English already try this and yall eventually wound up with the UK?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That was largely done with good old bribing people to be on your side, its also how we got the British empire as it basically started with paying various groups in India to fight eachother which is what allowed the British to conquer a nation that was far wealthier and more powerful at the time.