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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Onion’s latest expansion into physical media had forced the company to reevaluate all parts of its business—from its glaringly inaccurate reporting, to its comparatively low circulation numbers, to its deeply unpopular brand, to its completely inept columnists.

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In an internal memo sent to the paper’s 5,800 employees, publisher A.G. Sulzberger said that while he had done everything in his power to keep The New York Times afloat, The Onion’s latest expansion into physical media had forced the company to reevaluate all parts of its business—from its glaringly inaccurate reporting, to its comparatively low circulation numbers, to its deeply unpopular brand, to its completely inept columnists.

I mean . . .

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I realize now my quote cutoff may have been misleading. I too found the burn on the NYT funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh I was just agreeing! Thaat’s the same burn I came to post 😄

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Okay that one got me for a sec

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

They’ve pretty much paywalled everything at this point and want $25/month to see the news. As far as I’m concerned the NYTimes has ceased publication.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Almost had me for a second. I forgot to check the community name!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I guess they ran out of funny stuff to print