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[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Did you accidentally un-upvote your comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

Happens to the best of us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

You don't just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude's PROVIDING like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

And there's so much variation too, this is demented.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maybe he's a duck celebrity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Then he gonna DIE because I don't see any damn peas

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Is meat back on the menu?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Red flags? That's the greenest flag I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.

Next up is watermelons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Priorities!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

That ain't your bf, that's red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

"I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Is this the film "Dawn of the Bread"?