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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I would to vote for someone who isn't immortal but NOOOO that's throwing my vote away

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Not humoring this childish nonsense about a novel; scum like you won't even press Kamala at every moment to stop her support of genocide because you don't give a damn about the Palestinians; you gonna vote for her in the tens of millions? Then why aren't there tens of millions putting her on the spot about her support for Israel? You people don't give a damn and you're not conning anyone here.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Imagine hyping up Kamala this much

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

The dark lord has neither a healthy body nor a healthy mind. He's spying on you all. With hiX all-seeing eye.

But as Elrond told a hobbit before:

Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world, Small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.’

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I guess sometimes the onion does miss

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

It's not actually the onion it's some lib copycat

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

When in doubt go for chaos... NO DONT I AM KIDDING

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