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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I moved to NJ seriously everyone asked my why.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me, too. They would say things like "I was born here, so I like it, but I can't imagine why anyone would want to come here."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I say that about Texas all the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I live in Indiana. I say it here too.

Let's face it, most of the U.S. is a shithole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Be proud to he born here, eventually we will vote out the scumbags and make it a nice place again.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes we have! More over, we are Garden State! We have that … whatyoucallit… garden (I think).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surprisingly it has the highest population density of all US states, for its area it has more people than any of the other states.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Are you suggesting that they don't let people leave the place any more?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And too many, considering it's the most densely populated state.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I almost touched Messi with my eyes through my binoculars today. Today was a good day to be in Jersey.

[–] HobbitFoot 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They are the kindest assholes I've ever met.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Damn right we are

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anybody care to explain this to a completely clueless outsider?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fake ID's.

Some states are easier than others. If they don't have a solid reason they likely aren't from new jersey. If they need a fake I'd they likely aren't mature enough to prep a believable backstory. If if is a fake I'd and they can tell a convincing back story theyve earned it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

But like....why even care as the shop owner? They provided an ID so you did your job. The risk of arguing with a babyfaced 25 year old from New Jersey on vacation seems overkill to 'protect' some 20 year old soldier who is home on leave with a fake ID from having a bud lite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It looks like it could be a hotel (the sign above the note looks like it might be a room number/front desk placard) so maybe they also have issues with fake id holders also using stolen credit cards or just not paying the bill at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Because if it can be proven in court that the ID was identifiably fake, they can be held liable for any damages should the minor become intoxicated. "Checking" an ID means there was a reasonable attempt to verify the legitimacy of the document and that it matches the individual using it.

Since what is identifiably fake is a somewhat vague category that can be litigated in court, most bar and booze store owners try to err on the side of too careful--which usually just leads to annoying people--rather than not careful enough, which can lead to fines, damages, or the loss of license to serve alcohol. Any of those can be bad enough to close a business.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t all IDs have scannable barcodes nowadays? Or is that just certain states?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Most do but scanners aren't cheap or perfect. There are scannable fakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's easier to just say no and not take the business if you think it's a risk. Don't wanna lose your liquor license to a babyfaced undercover cop testing fake IDs. I'm not saying our laws on alcohol aren't ridiculous, but as a business owner it makes sense to protect your ability to sell alcohol when it's your money maker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Also to add, this looks like a doctor's office/pharmacy and not a liquor store. Probably trying to keep people from stealing shit or getting prescriptions under fake names.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

OK, thanks. TIL.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I refuse to elaborate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Why leave paradise?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Hope they get well soon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I had to get the fuck outta Jersey!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who/what are the exceptions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably depends on the implication

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What’s the implication….? Dennis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They came at all?