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Gretchen Whitmer apologizes for feeding chip to podcaster after Catholic backlash | The Guardian
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Communion is when you feed anything to anyone
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Okay but church waifers and wine are really tasty and should be something you can buy at the regular grocery store instead of only church wholesalers.
Yo which god's blood are you drinking? Ours was always really sour and the flesh was pretty stale.
Usually church wine is supposed to be Port, which is a dessert wine.
we usually had watered down carlo rossi
We only drink the finest vintage god blood from the oldest vineyard in Jerusalem.
They're doing cannibalism larping and they expect to be taken seriously for it?
worse, they're symbolically eating the flesh of god who is a man who is god but he isnt god, dont say he's god, but also dont say he's not god.
The official teaching is that it is not symbolic. They claim to be quite actually eating the flesh of Christ. Communion is a summoning ritual.
Er it's actually transubstantiation 
Catholic lore goes deep
That is the name for what I'm describing, no? Transubstantiation is the summoning of Christ's blood and flesh by means of bread, wine and ritual. It's a fancy word for a specific type of summoning.
Catholics like to say "human and divine"
I need answers, why aren't Doritos, America's national treat, worthy enough of transubstantiation? Someone get the pope on the line.
Too processed!
Article misses that it was accidentally pretty horny too
"Accidentally" is the milk chug hairpulling meme photo accidentally horny?
All this over a dorito?
Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?