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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It might have pee in it, considering where it comes from, but it's mostly not pee and if you've ever tasted both, you'd know the difference.

However, I do believe a vast majority of squirting in porn is just them peeing.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let's just say I've partied a time or two

And yeah they've done studies in which dye was placed in the bladder of several women before intercourse, and all of them that experienced squirting, and their partners, had dye present on their bodies afterwards. So thar be pee in them thar spills.

[-] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 year ago

Jesus she must be ripped look at the angle of her legs

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago

LBP always trying to make me act unwise (and create a social media account for thirst follows)

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't even got a meme reply, just yes.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago

Imagine fucking someone so hard they piss themselves, and thinking its a bad thing

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Loss of bodily control is loss of bodily control. The more foul the fluid, the deeper the spasm.

That being said, I hope and pray that I never get shit or puked on. Please God. I'd puke so fast.

I'd probably get over it, but fuck that's just too much.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Comedian Patrice O'Neal had a great joke about women farting during the deed.

"Hell yeah got so much dick in there there's not even room for air!" (Toot toot toot)

I used it on my wife before we dated and made her feel so much more relaxed when her body made weird noises.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago
[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

No, the if in this case acknowledges that it's pee.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I fully agree 100%, because damn it's flattering regardless when you make someone with a pussy squirt. But maybe this should be tagged nsfw?

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What job do you have that lets you browse lemmy.world and specifically 196?

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Trick question, I don't have a job.

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