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[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 months ago

The American reaction in the second frame should've been: cool, here's more weapons.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I was out of the loop

For real though, Biden + his foreign policy and military advisors are gonna win a mental gymnastics competition with this shit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biden be like: "Come here, anything for you haBiBi"

Biden is a simp to Netanyahu.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Drag hears that Biden even does Netanyahu's laundry

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Making fun of the IDF on Reddit? That's a paddlin'.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

How is this making fun of the IDF? Seems to me the topic is the Biden administration's arbitrary restrictions on Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

to be clear, ukraine went ahead and did this anyway. And then the US lifted restrictions on this kind of stuff (idk if it was completely, but they did do it)

It's not really arbitrary, it's just geopolitics being geopolitics, ukraine and the rest of europe showed that russia would bluff, and we're supporting them more now.

I guess it should make sense coming from a partially republican legislature that doesn't even believe in the ukraine war to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (11 children)

It's about atacms strikes deep (+100km) inside russia, what according to you did they do "anyways"?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The trick to a good proxy war is that everyone involved has to participate via proxy. Russia broke the rules and now we all have to walk on eggshells.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait....

Are we on Reddit?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, according to the poster, this post was removed from r/NCD (on Reddit).

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Look can't I just be happy a Russian airbase was attacked?

Hahaha

FUCK YOU RUSSIA

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Lmao fuck these wars are complicated but there is one simple fact we can agree on

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I like the cut of your jib

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow very juicy. In Syria, but still.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"There are no russians in Syria!"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

Well, not any more

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes Ukraine and Israel are both American proxy wars and not totally different conflicts with different politics run by independent countries

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We sure are supporting Israel a lot for it to not be a proxy war though...

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it's not a proxy war they're just using American money and weapons and some American citizen soldiers

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

And America is using that to exert their influence on that region in the world. Sure sounds like a proxy. Just because Israel has more power in American politics compared to Ukraine doesn't mean they aren't a proxy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, the difference being that the US has a say in how one in conducted, and a very justified interest in it's outcome, while the other is in the Middle East.

Why they are running a proxy war that's out of control and doesn't help anything is a good question, and one that can only have stupid answers.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean…. They’re two totally different conflicts with different politics run by independent countries…. That are also proxy wars being funded by the US and China.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how Russia feels as the proxy in the fight rather than the supplier of a proxy in the fight

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They did what?

Also, the auto fill results when you type in "Israel bombs" are interesting.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just the comedian Isreal, he's not very good.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I got "orphanage" as my second result.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I got school as first recommendation :')

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

PMCs: We firebombed an orphanage. Any government every: Boys will be boys

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone! Dont you see! Isreal is trying to divert Russian troops from Ukraine. This is a win!!!

/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If this pulls Russia out of Ukraine to attack israel that would make me so happy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hope that's just a joke, it's not like Israel needs more enemies

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Russia supports Iran while the US supports the paragons of Israel and Saudi Arabia. Kind of like the US was leaning Pakistan while Russia leans India. Now China finds more value with Pakistan than we do though (which will eventually make us do something stupid to "support our interests").

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Yeah, I still don't understand the Pakistan thing. Pakistan:

  • harbored Osama bin Laden
  • has pretty uninteresting economic output
  • has serious beef with their much larger neighbor India, and are somewhat friendly with Iran and China

Whereas India:

  • has a ton of people
  • already has pretty extensive economic ties to the US, which could be strengthened, and is a ripe alternative to China for production
  • has tensions w/ China, so we have mutual enemies
  • is highly unlikely to harbor any of our enemies

Yet we keep them at arm's length.

I could say the same for Israel and Saudi Arabia. Why are we so intent on picking the worst possible countries in a given region? The only explanation is that we want war...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sunk-cost fallacy stemming from Cold War-era choices.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

netanyahu needs Israel to have more enemies so that he can maintain a stranglehold on power indefinitely. basic fascism

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Is Israel bombing Russian airbases now?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Is this a permission versus forgiveness example?

Of course, now that Ukraine asked for permission and NATO (not just the US) said "no," if they deliberately attack that's extremely bad.

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