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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Between this, JD Vance's "racist lies for the greater good" stance and the right's desire to make it illegal for doctor groups to endorse evidence based medicine for trans people the GOP has just gone into full fascist propaganda mode.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Don't trust Google! It shows you the bad stuff! Only trust Truth Social for your information!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, your first two sentences are actually valid when you divorce them from the current context and remarry it with the reality of the bad stuff being ads, paid misinformation, and general enshittification 🤷

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well it shows bad stuff about Trump, so clearly it's not all misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That much is true, of course. Everywhere including his own ramblings do that, though, so that's not really characteristic of Google specifically 🤷

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

God, if Trump somehow gets in, I hope he speedruns Hitler%. Gun in mouth, Fourth Reich collapses, first day

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And then Vance is President? I'm not sure that's better, all the same horrible views, somewhat more coherent, has no idea how a human behaves, is on the record that if he'd been Pence he'd have helped with the coup

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

We could just keep giving him new couches to keep him distracted and away from anything sort of governance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Vance and the entire GoP losing all power is part of the Hitler% speedrun

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The terrifying thing is that thanks to the electoral college and FPTP, he has as good a chance as Kamala despite being grossly unpopular

We need reform but as long as we keep pretending that the Republican party is a legitimate political party, that's not gonna happen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Part of why I get pissed by people saying they aren't voting/are voting third party this election. It NEEDS to be overwhelmingly Harris so the Supreme Court gets scared about giving it to the GoP. If Harris loses, there is no future election, and people who were all, "Harris is just as evil I'm not voting/voting 3rd party" will be among the people rounded up and thrown into concentration camps. Morals don't matter shit when you get forced to work to death

It's either make sure it's overwhelming, or stop aiming to off Trump and instead take out the republicans on the SC - At least 4 of them. And I doubt the latter will happen, so it NEEDS to be an overwhelming Dem victory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

🤞🤞🤞

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What are the good stories again? Is he just asking Google to delist him entirely?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I think you're ascribing to him a consistency of thought that he hasn't been capable of in decades, if ever 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Banning Bump stocks and legalizing hemp.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of a girl I went to school with in like 2nd grade. She had clearly just learned the word “sue,” and proceeded to run around the playground shrieking “I’ll sue you!” at the other children.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like she had a better grasp of the legal system than him in all fairness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well, my town did have an excellent school system!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump has all the STDs. He caught the last one after fucking Vance’s couch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Based on polling post Vance, I'm pretty sure the couch fucked him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure Stormy coulda told you that way before Vance the Couchfucker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Only "truths" approved by ~~the ministry of~~ truth social!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If you vote this demented orange asshole again in to the office i will lose remaining bits of hope i have for america

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

See, this is an example of why he likes Putin. If you publish negative stories about Putin, regardless of truth, you're going to fall out a window. Trump wants that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well that's not fair. You might also choke on your tea.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We do live in a world where simply mentioning the bad shit people do can get you in trouble.

Over on another forum site I mentioned that border security in Egypt made a British 15 year old girl strip in an airport and I received a 3 day ban off admins for "Inciting hatred based on identity or religion".

I never mentioned religion or any identity. I just said "Egypt made a 15 year old girl strip naked in an airport and that was a pretty shitty thing to do."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Trump: Xi Xi

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Crazy man in orange face complains.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No presidential candidate should be this focused on vengeance. This man is unfit to lead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Free speech for me but not for thee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Does he have examples of good stories lol?

They're just reporting the awful things he's saying (or has done).