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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is literally the kind of thing that makes up a doctoral thesis in theology.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jesus can turn water into wine, wine into port, and port into brandy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I smell a business opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact Jesus isn't the first person to have claimed to have done this.

Also no Jesus can't turn wine into more concentrated wine...that's as silly as talking snakes and rising from the dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it?