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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 139 points 9 months ago

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago

How did you think the goldfish got pregnant

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

It does sound fishy...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Feeding the geese(fish)

[-] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago

Doesn't matter, have fish.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

3 years is an absurd commitment to any bit which isn't rewarding, and quite a few that are. Most who can afford this stuff tend to be more fickle(or suck at it ... hi). I think you're right.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Goldfish pregnancy

I don't think this is how fish work

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Well the more appropriate term is "gravid".

Although there are many species of fish that give live birth and therefore are usually described as pregnant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That’s ain’t green, that’s gold 🥁

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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