When someone bad does something good we say "it's a trick. Get an axe." And then the libs don't listen to us and we all get killed by deadites.

Maybe I’m just not a trusting person, but I’d be weirded out if Nazis agreed with me that water was wet.

Dick Cheney: I believe that Kamala Harris will better administer the death machine I helped to create

Liberals: This is so brave, he really has changed from his days of creating the death machine

Totally unprompted, in the wild, scratched liberalism.

What an amazing unforced error.

If someone cheats on their spouse and blows through their savings at the gambling table, you don’t applaud them for then doing a better job of making sure their dirty laundry ends up in the hamper.

liberals are really openly embracing their desire to support Hitler lately, I'm proud of them for self-actualizing

They could have used any word to indicate shooting Hitler and yet they chose "doming"

“And then after Trump lost, I’d to see helping Hitler finish ending himself.” GUYS PLEASE DONT THINK IM A BAD PERSON SEE IM A GOOD PERSON SEE SEE IM PROGRESSIVE JUST LIKE YOU ARE

One of the worst consequences of Marvel slop and similar shit getting popular is that stupid liberals will say the stupidist shit involving multiverses and time travel with no hint of irony.

Amazing

It appears they are the moderate wing of something or other.

I've seen this before but i fucking love the line "thank you mr. Hitler"

Imagine typing that out and being like, yeah, this is good.

The only thing I want to hear from Cheney is his confession for his part of 9/11.

Why does everyone on Tumblr write like that

See I would just shoot Hitler.

What a fine addition to the Drej Tank, demonstrating adults in the room that make the hard decisions and get shit done...

The incoherence that masquerades as thought