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[+] [email protected] 171 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] [email protected] 113 points 10 months ago

Only 75k since he didn't have to take an ambulance

[-] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago

Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Still not in jail.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

In the states.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

"I fled"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You're also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can't refuse treatment if you don't pay.

So don't worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors' numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago

Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I'm saying I'd bet it was 🤌🤌

[-] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

[+] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

incredible if true

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

If you were brown and drunk, they'd probably arrest you.

If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you'd be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

The point I'm trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world

beating innocent people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

I've seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drunk driving just because they don't want to deal with it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Tasted

[+] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks Mr Chicolismo

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sure. Let me know what you thought.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You'll have to wait for Sunday 😅

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It is.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

What movie?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Burn After Reading https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0887883/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I'm assuming Tommy Boy:

https://youtu.be/TPFlKJp5jXU?feature=shared

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I accidentally spoiled that part for my wife. I had already seen it several times before and was watching it again with her. She had her head on my chest and apparently my heart started beating faster at the ramp up to that part, so she knew what was about to happen and called it right before it happened.

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