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Anon makes bad decisions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 35 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

    Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In Democratic America school finishes you.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

    In Capitalists America you aid the health care

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

    Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

    The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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