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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

I just want to point out that the german word for turtle is Schildkröte which are the words Schild (shield) and Kröte (toad) smashed together.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

In addition, the German language does not really differentiate between turtles and tortoises: both are called "shield toads", but if you want to be more specific, you can say "water shield toads" or "land shield toads", respectively.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Similarly to Dutch.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

He has autism.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Cower mortals, you stand before your god!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

All I’m missing is the shell 😢

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

When I was 7 years old in the 80s, my dad bought me a teenage mutant ninja turtles pajama set. It had a big pillow shell, and a face mask bandana you wore over your eyes, and elbow pads, and knee pads. All in the the color of whichever turtle you chose to buy.

My dad, being an idiot, bought Donatello. I'm CLEARLY a Rapheal! It's as if boomer adults in the 80s didn't watch and understand kids cartoons from the 80s! Hmmmph!

Oh, this has nothing to do with your thing. I was just distracting you long enough to steal your wallet.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! AN ELEPHANT!

runs off giggling

Hehehehehe, why would there be an elephant on a city street??? You fool!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Donatello would never steal someone's wallet, Raph def would.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's me. I'm the turtle.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Where can one learn these superpowers? Asking for a friend, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm not sure, I've got the apathy thing down though.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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