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[–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I just want to point out that the german word for turtle is Schildkröte which are the words Schild (shield) and Kröte (toad) smashed together.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Cower mortals, you stand before your god!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    All I’m missing is the shell 😢

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When I was 7 years old in the 80s, my dad bought me a teenage mutant ninja turtles pajama set. It had a big pillow shell, and a face mask bandana you wore over your eyes, and elbow pads, and knee pads. All in the the color of whichever turtle you chose to buy.

    My dad, being an idiot, bought Donatello. I'm CLEARLY a Rapheal! It's as if boomer adults in the 80s didn't watch and understand kids cartoons from the 80s! Hmmmph!

    Oh, this has nothing to do with your thing. I was just distracting you long enough to steal your wallet.

    HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! AN ELEPHANT!

    runs off giggling

    Hehehehehe, why would there be an elephant on a city street??? You fool!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    It's me. I'm the turtle.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Where can one learn these superpowers? Asking for a friend, obviously.

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