Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?
A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…
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Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?
A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…
How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?
It sits on a cherry and waits
This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.
I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.
You're right, my bad. Carry on! (:
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Did you hear how Tarzan died?
He was picking cherries.
I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.
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Is OP a future lizard?