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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Did I say mandatory? I meant optional! You're "free" to die in a cardboard box under a freeway as a market capitalist scarecrow warning to the other ants so they keep showing up to make us more!

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Unrealized gains are the 200 push-ups Im going to do at the gym tomorrow, probably?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or the full self driving Teslas that will be available next year!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

How is "collateral in major purchases" and "secure billions in loans" supposed to be any different?

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this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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