this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It will be empty cup pretty soon.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Better, it drinks you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact, these are dangerous to eat not because they are toxic but because they pose a choking hazard.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, they suck all the water out of your body and you turn into a pile of dust. It happened to my brother.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The beads also fit perfectly into a 3.5 mm headphone jack and need to be pulverized to be removed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

What an unfortunate thing to learn is possible. Apple really did us a favor to prevent this from happening.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lol why do all of these just say THROW AWAY, but the “DO NOT EAT” is in quotes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I had never noticed this before and this made me laugh for a solid minute. "Why?" indeed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's how you actually escape the matrix though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would be way better without the text. I hate this trend of adding text, emojis etc. to images that doesn't need it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It also has a left arrow, i.e. it's a screenshot of an image.

Hrm... yeah not enough Meta. So here's a screenshot of us talking about the screenshot of the image.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well you get them on a technicality. You're merely drinking it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Enjoy your forever nap afterwards.