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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I hate that I'm numb to this level of stupidity from a former, and potentially future, President. But this will only be like, the 20th dumbest thing he says this week. It's not even the most outrageous thing he's said about California in the last week (that would be withholding money for fire fighting if Newsom doesn't bend the knee). It's so patently stupid it doesn't deserve a response, but that's exactly what they're counting on.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is why I have genuinely no respect at all in the world for Trump voters and supporters. If you're smart enough to understand that this is bullshit, then you're with him because he's enriching you at the cost of everyone else or because you actively want his bigoted policies to hurt innocent people just for the sake of it.

If you're not, then you're not only a complete fucking idiot, but you're willfully a complete fucking idiot. "Complete fucking idiot" doesn't even begin to describe it, though; it's too generous. There aren't words in an English dictionary to capture it. I could say "brain-damaged", but I would genuinely expect someone who just awoke from an insular ischemic stroke to be a better critical thinker. "Brainwashed", I mean I guess that's the closest thing there is, right? Straight-up cult behavior. But it even somehow feels dumber than a traditional cult.

It's like necrotic chunks of grey matter are sloughing off their brain in real time. Their stupidity is bottomless because they'll believe literally anything when they're told to, and after that it's impossible to amass enough evidence to talk them out of it because they're not just too braindead to understand the evidence; they're too braindead to understand the concept of evidence. Flat Earthers have more respect from me as critical thinkers and as human beings. I would trust a group of 500 unmedicated, severely sleep-deprived paranoid schizophrenics to decide on policy before I would 500 Trump supporters.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

This sounds unhinged and yet it's just a plain description of what's going on.

Which is why the news won't point it out. Lame.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

and yet the polls say it's like 48-49 because voters are morons and eligible non-voters don't care

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don't know what's more sad, that guy or that half of your country is stupid enough to vote him

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It's more like a third rather than half. But our busted system gives outsized representation to people who live in sparsely populated states.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

doesn't that technically make him the "DEI candidate"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's more like a third rather than half.

It's similar to the percentage of Germans who supported the NAZIs back in the 1930s.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sparsely populated states with a lot of lead in the drinking water

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure if that makes it sound better or worse

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

The latter.

There have always been despicable people like Trump, and I'm certain that, as horrible people go, he's not even in the top thousand of horrible people alive today.

It's far more sad that so many people in the US are willing to overlook his faults; even if you discount his rabid base, it's especially sad that close to another 20% of Americans who are more or less centrists (for Americans) are willing to overlook the fact that he admits that he's working toward a dictatorship. This is the most depressing thing, for me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump never won the popular vote and he's more unpopular now than he's ever been. Never has half of this country voted for him, not even close, and it isn't true now either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But I read everywhere that it's close between the two candidates, is that not true?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It can still be close but that is close between the people that vote. More than half of all Americans do not vote consistently. We don't have mandatory elections, so if half the country doesn't vote and its close between the two candidates, then its close between two quarters of the population, not half. And it seems maybe a little pedantic, but those half of people who don't vote are either disenfranchised or implicitly choosing neither candidate. Half the voting population is not half the population; those non voters are actual people. Maybe if they were treated as an important part of the electorate, they would vote. Maybe they wouldn't vote for a republican or a democrat, in which case it is also in the dems best interest to disenfranchise voters, although that certainly isn't the conventional wisdom, nor is it the mission of the millions of volunteers who work to sign people up to vote on important issues.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe they wouldn't vote for a republican or a democrat, in which case it is also in the dems best interest to disenfranchise voters, although that certainly isn't the conventional wisdom,

Doesn’t mean it’s not true…

nor is it the mission of the millions of volunteers who work to sign people up to vote on important issues.

That’s true, the corruption is mostly at the top.

Signed, —A person who doesn’t want to vote republican or democrat

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hey now, he's a very stable genius.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

Aliens eating cats, a giant faucet that would solve water problems. He's watching cartoons from the early nineties and thinks that's reality.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Southwestern USA had drought periods lasting hundreds of years in recent history. That's normal for the region. And we think we should pack a few tens of million people there and treating ground water as infinitely renewable.

Solar power + desalination en masse or gtfo ...

https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/01/25/california-drought-past-dry-periods-have-lasted-more-than-200-years-scientists-say/

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

We could supply the residents with water.

Irrigating all that desert to grow monsoon crops is harder.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or Vote for me and Project plowshare is back! I will use nukes to build canals! They were paid with your tax dollars gotta use then!

You know I'm super shocked Trump has not said it yet. Like really shocked. He'll nuke a hurricane but a canal? Noo.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is why time travelers keep trying to kill this mother fucker

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

At least someone cares, because we know a large swath of the current US voter base doesn’t. Show up and vote people, like your lives depend on it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only question is, why do they pick his third election and not his first?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

to stop his fourth election

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, farmers in the Central Valley, which would be a desert without irrigation, keep planting more almonds, alfalfa for export, and other cash crops that require substantially higher water inputs than crops primarily intended to feed people. All while complaining that they aren't being allowed to drain rivers to the point of irreversible damage, like salinization, and pointing the finger at residential users who pay much higher rates and consume a fraction of the water.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pretty much all water shortages are caused by irresponsible water use for farming. And yet that never gets addressed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jon Oliver has a piece on that issue. IIRC Farmers have to use all the water they are allocated or they could lose the rights to it, so they have to plant crops that require a lot of water. It's a policy issue that the farmers had to adapt to

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And who advocates for the policy to stay the way it currently is?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scientists everywhere; "Why didn't I think of that‽"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Upvote the interrobang

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the reason why we have this wonderful emoji from the Unicode consortium

🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you, Unicode Consortium

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Giant Faucets are what plants crave.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hey has anyone considered this guy is just delusional ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Only people already ~~smart~~ not stupid enough to vote for him

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Nuke the hurricanes, rake the forest floor and now- turn on the faucet.

Rex Tillerson (his own Secretary of State) said it best, “This guy is a fucking moron”.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Sure, just let me plop down my ACME free-standing sink and plug the drain first.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Was he watching mad Max Fury road? Maybe he thought the scene with immortan Joe's aquifer was documentary footage of California.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All right, there are multiple faucets in my home. Kitchen, two sinks and a bathtub in the primary bath, sink and tub in the guest bath, all running at peak flow. With the insight of the orange bad, we're about to solve this drought issue.

I shouldn't be surprised. He's made a habit of thinking outside the box.

“A SOLID FLU VACCINE”: A SCIENTIST LOOKS BACK ON THE DAY TRUMP CAME UP WITH A CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Turn them all on now. You must flow, to let Cali grow!

(p.s. I may own shares in utilities and benefit greatly if everyone took this action. Just saying. Turn those taps. Oh look over here, a dead cat!)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did that fucker say we run on Canadian water??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Does he think water rolls downhill on the map from north to south?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why the fuck didn't anyone else think of this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Is it the giant faucet he uses to rinse all the orange face paint off? Or does he just paint over the old layer daily. Wind farms give you cancer!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why didn't I think of that?!

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