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[–] 61 points 3 years ago (9 children)
  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Not really. More debatable is cheese on top or bottom.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Yes Inquisitor, this heathen right here.

    This is not debatable. Cheese on top. While the patty is still on the grill, so the cheese can actually melt.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I only flip if the bottom bun is losing structural integrity.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    If I'm eating it with fries, particularly chili cheese fries, I don't mind the burger falling apart a little as I'll just eat it up with the fries.

    Damn writing that out makes me sound like a fat ass.

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    Do you have also your balls on the top of your cock?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (6 children)
  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Top up, of course. I'm not some kind of upside-down Australian savage.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago

    For the bun in the picture, normal hold is fine.

    Unfortunately, more than a few sandwich places believe that the space between the bun is the perfect place to serve a large helping of soup. Thus, by the time it reaches your hands, the bottom bun has lost its hold on mortality and is being torn from existence. Normal solution is to grab the bun that’s still there.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I eat it right side up but I rest it upside down. Top buns soak up meat juice without losing integrity, usually.

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    [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    I don't know about eating it upside down. But when put a hamburger down, I do put it upside down. I feel like they stay better in this position.
    When upside, up I find all the parts to often slide apart. When you pick it back

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Should we come up with a name for this? Flipmacs? Inverter-burger? One thing I like about doing this is that it is disrespectful to the pompous sesame seeds. They think they're so important. We'll show them!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Do you guys also eat it with the skin?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    If the burger is sloppy, I flip it, that bottom bun is just too thin, if it's a fast food burger, I just eat it normally

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Both, I just turn around if eating goes into an unexpected manner.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    I turn mine to the side like a mad man.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Only one of them is actually useful! ;)

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  • Vada pav? Left

    Burger? Left

    Saucy, smashed or curry style burger? Right

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    I just use a knife and fork.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Whichever as long as it is mine

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Australias apparently.

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  • [+] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Wait, you guys use hands? I just smash my mouth hole on it over and over again.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    up and when the stuff starts to fall out i switch

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Crips and Bloods dress like my grandma's table towel.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Bottom. Idk it just feels less messy that way.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Switch back and forth

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago*

    If it's got two patties I'm splitting the top and bottom between them. I don't have to choke myself and my food gets much more masticated

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Uhh neither, two double cheeseburgers all bottoms add Mac sauce stack as you please. Imo it's better because no tops and one extra bun.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Upside down, cos that’s how my hands naturally pick it up.

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