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So that's where cows come from huh TIL (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 years ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/wtf@lemmy.wtf

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[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

So that’s why it’s called ground beef

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

How now, ground cow?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Ground beef

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Picture of cows ear

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Cow leaf.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

How did the cow get in there though?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

They were playing hide and seek

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You've answered the Why, not the How.

[-] pop@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 years ago

Grew there, like other types of tubers.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Moobers?

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Mooruk-Hai

[-] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 years ago

Found the secret cow level.

[-] kalpol@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago

... How

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

No, cow.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.

Everyone knows this silly.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Always listen to your guy.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.

Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.

Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I think arachnophobia mode makes things scarier.

Why is the crab casting web?

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago

Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.

[-] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Uruk hai

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.