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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ingest the CEO?

Not as catchy, but same vibe. I'm here for it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

‮t​s​e​r​t​n​I

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Let's start a revorelution >:3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

incorrect, only 24 more letters to go!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We had an entomologist in undergrad who was also Buddhist, so naturally was called a zentomologist.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A, B,.. Oh...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck investors, he doesn't deserve to be funi

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Underrated comment at the bottom there. IYKYK

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whenever I see "IYKYK" I get very annoyed because you COULD just explain it instead.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's fair enough. Frequently when I've seen a reference to the joke I'm referencing, it's followed by a "IYKYK", so I figured it's fun for those who already do. It's a reference to an old Folgers ad in which a brother and sister behave in an implausibly affectionate way toward each other. It's just bad acting, but viewed with a cynical mindset, it seems very suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

ohhhh. i didn't connect the dots between the commercial and the CEO, who I assume had nothing to do with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You gotta post the full version.

https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

Obviously the second half is a satire skit, but it's pretty convincing unless you're actually looking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Good, fuck this guy, he deserves it