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The same private sector thats left people literally abandoned in space lol
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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How much time do they think we spend fucking around with pronouns?
Projection. They assume that everyone else obsesses about pronouns as much as they do.
How an actual pronoun interaction goes: "you go by she/her?" "Yeah, or they/them." "Okay cool."
Time spent: 5.2 seconds
Time that interaction spent loving rent free in this guy's head: undefined
I think chuds work themselves tired about pronouns because it's that unbearable for them to hear a preference, accept it, and just use it.
Chuds work themselves tired because "they them planets"
I work myself tired because ADHD storm
How do those suits handle? It would be impressive if the engineers at SpaceX managed to make a comfortable, maneuverable suit that works for a while and is that slim.
If they're like most Le Epic X In Logo products, probably style over substance and primarily intended to look futuristic over being practical and safe. I don't know for certain, but chances are that stripping away all the failsafes and fallback protections of old NASA spacesuits may be costly someday.
Nonetheless, a hybrid EVA/IVA suit would be helpful
I'd rather not have the clownfoolery executive meddling and hubris-laden decisions that made the ZYBERTRUKKK what it is happen anywhere near a life-or-death system such as a spacesuit. If I was in charge of hanging out government contracts, I'd look elsewhere no matter how snazzy the external appearance.
Hate to break it to you, Musk, but the public sector had space suits... In the fucking 50s...
That's 70 years ago
But these ones look more bazinga and have a lot less safety features!
while you studied the pronouns, I mastered the bazinga
You can rawdog space for a few minutes right?
Laika!
This reminds me of some fash saying "this is why you queers will lose, because you're all too busy painting your nails."
And it's like, bro, how much time do you think that takes? 
On the lighter side of the Drej Tank, while bazinga billionaires were busy jerking themselves off doing shit that was done with a tiny sliver of the computing power half a century ago, the Drej mothership breached the Global Defense System. Congratulations!
Please remind me, who funds E-L-O-N-S "private" endeavors again?
Shuttles that leak piss. Cars that don't work in the cold and catch on hard to extinguish fire. A Truck that crashes on its own and cuts your fingers off. Destroying Twitter.
I was more going for that he's receiving billions from the US government and has contracts with various government agencies, while calling it "private sector". But this works too.
Bruv the only one obsessed with pronouns is you. Mandem be under the covers with a flashlight telling spooky stories of pronouns.
Wait did melon into space or something
As always, no.
His underpaid, overworked, and undercredited workers did something, even if that something's a repeat of the 1950s, now with more bazinga and more profits.
He's at the very least smart enough to not get onboard his own space crap.
literally the funniest outcome
Sponsored by : government subsidies
At least NASA isn't busy with blue hair! That'd especially be very unproductive of them!