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Would You Rather

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WouldYouRather or "Would you rather" (abbreviated as WYR) is a place to have a conversation that poses a dilemma in the form of a question beginning with "would you rather".

The OP asks a question or options that are either similarly good or similarly bad and people in the comments discuss how they would answer.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything is edible of you are brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, then it's an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, hands down, who would eat toena....wait wuh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, food is expensive these days. That's why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?

Then it's up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that's only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.

Who's hungry?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Burping toenails would be so awesome

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Seems like an easy choice, belch.

belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb

To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.