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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First was Lupaslipaphobia?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Named after the late Thag Simmons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's from an old far side cartoon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So, Professor Jenkins, my old nemesis! We meet again, except this time, the advantage is mine! Quack!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

100% justified.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Normally, phobias are defined as an irrational fear. This one is not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have the world's stupidest phobia: overflowing toilets.

If a toilet overflows, I end up in another room in a fetal position in tears feeling like a complete idiot for being terrified of water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is the most relatable thing I've ever read. Toilet water is dangerous and people should treat it with more respect.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chickens are just ducks that don't know how to swim.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can we make it a rubber duck? I'd like to be able to debug my code at any time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Applicable Psychostic: Quack Kills