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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the article also tells me not to store anything else in there, but that's where I keep my pizza stones (I usually cook pizza on the grill) and fuck you I'ma keep them in the oven.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly fuck anyone who stores things in ovens.

Guns is certainly a new one, but don't put plastics in there. Especially if there's ever a chance that someone else might touch your oven.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

An airbnb I stayed at stored a gray plastic food tray in the oven. My friend understandably thought it was a cooking sheet. Very sad cookies that night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At least here in Missouri, no licensing or training is required to own one of these deadly weapons.

And it shows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if we find out later this was a murder attempt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ideally, avid gun enthusiasts and the dumbest fucking people on the planet would be two separate circles of people, and yet…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They generally are.
Problem is there is a tiny little overlap in the middle of that Venn diagram, and that tiny overlap seems to be responsible for a great deal of problems.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A person who needs to be reminded of this should not own a gun in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do not store a LOADED gun.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You need a proper goven if you're going to do that

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